Nzira Yokuteerera Sei Fichi Yako? McSweeney's

Kutendeseka kweMcSweeney

Dave Eggers akateya McSweeney muna 1996 kuti apiwe imba yekushanda ichirambwa kune imwe nzvimbo (kunyange zvazvo vabatsiri kubva ipapo vaisanganisira David Foster Wallace, Rick Moody, naHeidi Julavits). IThe New York Times yakanyatsotsanangura bhuku racho se "quirky, whimsical uye zvishoma VaMu Victorian," saka verenga nyaya shomanana kuti uve nechokwadi chokuti basa rako rinoenderana. McSweeney's kambani yekudhinda iri kuSan Francisco.

Nekushanda webhusaiti yezuva nezuva, vanoparidzawo Timothy McSweeney's Quarterly Concern , Mutendi , uye nekusarudzwa kwezvinyorwa zvese pasi pezvinyorwa zvakasiyana-siyana. Iwe unogona kutenga zvinhu zvose izvi kubva mudura ravo rekutsvaga . Vari kuchinjawo kune vasina maturo uye vanozokoshesa zvikuru rubatsiro rwenyu. Iwe unogona kuvatsigira ivo nhasi nokuita mhiko.

Dhipfigira Tsamba Tsamba

Kune vanyori vatsva, McSweeney ane mazwi anokurudzira pamusoro pekuvhara tsamba: "Ndapota, chengeta iwe pfupi, kunyange tichida kunzwa kubva kune vanhu vanoverenga uye semagazini iyi Hatina hanya nezvinyorwa zvinyorwa kana mabhuku akapfuura, zvakadaro, Unotya kana iwe usina MFA kana zvakawanda munzira yebasa rakabudiswa kare. "

Mirayiridzo yeBhuku Rinotumirwa

"Kunyange zvazvo mvumo yakasununguka, ndapota tumira pamwe nemashiripiti anogadzirisa zvinotevera-tinoramba, sezvinogara tichinyanya kushamiswa kuverenga basa rako.

Uye tapota cherechedza kuti tinongogamuchira zvinyorwa zvemagetsi. Nhetembo dziripo dzinotaurirwa mberi pasi peji ino, uye hausi wegosi yedu inotendwa. Nokuti isu tiri sangano duku chaizvo rine dhidiki rekunyora, rinowanzotipa nguva yakareba kuti tibvunze vatinotitumira.

Tinokoshesa kushivirira kwako nesu apo isu tishanda pakuenda kumanyoko ako.

LENGTH
Hapana mazano ekureba.

KUTEZERA KWECHOKWADI
Zvinyorwa zvese zvakakwana, kunze kwemabhuku ekubika-tinofara kugamuchira zvigadzirwa zvemabhuku kana zvinyorwa zvakakwana.

Ndapota musatumira mifananidzo yakaratidzwa. Mhinduro dzakawanda dzakanaka, asi kana gwaro rako rakagamuchirwa kune imwe nzvimbo, tapota bvisa basa rako kubva kumagetsi edu. Kana iwe waverenga zvose zviri pamusoro apa, tapota pfuurira mberi kunzvimbo yedu inonzwisiswa. "

Mirayiridzo yeZvinyorwa zvepaIndaneti

"Tinofara kuona mabasa asina kubvunzwa, asi nokuti isu tiri sangano duku chaizvo rine dhidiki rekunyora, rinowanzotipa nguva yakareba kuti tipindure kune vatinotora vedu. Tinokoshesa kushivirira kwenyu nesu patinenge tichishanda pakuenda kuchikamu chako.

ITA CHINHU
Yakanyorerwa pasi, kumucheto.

LENGTH
Is up to you.

KUFANIRA
Zviri nani kana iwe usingashandisi mavara kana Fonts Fonts kana kushandiswa kusingazivikanwi.

YAKO YAKATAURWA NOKUDZIDZA
Inofanira kunge iri paunenge uchitenda-kwete kungova tsamba yekuvhara. Kuvhara mavara kunogona kupera. Ndapota sanganisira zita rako, kero yepadiresi, nhamba yefoni, uye kero ye-imeyeri, zvakanaka pamapeji ose.

BHUKU REBIOS
Inzwa wakasununguka kuisa mufananidzo wechinyorwa iwe pachako.


PAYMENT
Zvinoputika zvishoma, asi zvave zvichiratidza kubatsira kune vachangobva kuitwa. Vabatsiri vanobhadharwa panguva yekubudiswa.

MHURI NGUVA
Zvinogona kuva pakati pemavhiki mashoma nemapfumbamwe. Ndapota tsungirira. Tiri kuverenga chaizvo nekukurumidza sezvatingagona.

ZVIMWE ZVINOKOSHA NOKUDZIDZA PERIODS
Nemhaka yokuti vashandi vedu vaduku, hatisi kuramba tichiverenga zvinyorwa zvekota. Kazhinji pane zvisiri, tinoverenga mumwedzi mutsva, apo patinenge tichisvika musi wekupedzisira wehurukuro itsva. Uye nyaya dzinokosha dzimwe nguva dzinoita nguva yakareba kwenguva refu munguva yedu yekupindura nguva. Somuenzaniso, kana tangovhara dambudziko, uye tinoziva kuti nyaya inotevera mushure mokunge ichishandurwa kune zvematongerwo enyika, izvo zvinoreva kuti hatizove tichiverenga zvitsva zvinyorwa zvinyorwa kwemwedzi mina, sezvo takagadzira nyaya yenyaya. Mhinduro yedu nguva, ipapo, inogona kusiyanisa zvakawanda.

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