Kuponesa Air Force Basic Training
Neine ruzivo, iwe uchange wasvika ku Air Force Basic Military Training (AFBMT) manheru kana usiku, uye "zuva rokutanga" haringagari kwenguva refu. Zvichienderana nehuwandu hwei nguva TI inofanira kuuraya pamberi pemazimbe kunze, unogona kuwedzera kudzidzira mitambo mitsva inofadza sezvinoita moto . Basa iri rinonakidza rokuzorodza inguva yakaipa-muurayi. Iko kunosanganisira kuedza kukwanisa kwako kukurumidza kutakura masaga ako (hausi iwe unofara iwe wakatakura chiedza?) Kubva pakadonha kusvika padhu rako, ndokurumidza kukurumidza kudzokera kuchikwereti zvakare, uchikwira mumadziro.
(Yeuka kuti iwe wakanga wakamira papi?).
Paunenge wakabatikana kutamba moto kukanganisa yeuka kuti ndakakuudza kuti munhu mumwe chete wandakambosangana naye ave ari kuburikidza nekudzidziswa kwekutanga akada kuti iye akazara LESS kupfuura zvavakaita.
Iwe unogona kutadza kutamba moto, sokuti (kubva mumishumo yakawanda), mutambo iwoyo unoita sewakatsiviwa nemutambo mutsva - "Sarudza 'em up, uye uise' em down. ' Kumhanya ndiro "zita remutambo," uye rinoratidzika kuti maTI anofara kutamba mutambo uyu nevatsva vanowana maawa nemaawa.
Imwe mimwe mitambo inonakidzwa iyo TI inoda kutamba pamusangano iwoyo wokutanga, i "Reporting Statement." Iyi ndiyo iyo munhu wose anowira mumasangano, achichengetedza mutoro wavo, achibvisa chirevo chekutaurira , kusvikira munhu wose achiwana zvakanaka (kune kugutsikana kweTI, kwete yako). " Changamire, Ma'am, Mishumo Yonzvadzi yeChristine Jones sezvinorayirwa! " Zvakajairika kune vadzidzi vatsva vanoda kuisa ishe kana amai pamagumo ekutaura kwekuzivisa.
Usaita izvi. Mashoko okuti " Sir (kana kuti Maam), Vanodzidzisa Jones Reports, seAradered !, " kwete " Sir, Trainee Jones Reports seAradered, Sir! " Uyewo " Trainee Jones Reports, seAradered, Maam ! "(Cherechedza: Iwe hausati uri mhepo , iwe uri mudzidzi .)
Shamwari yangu yakanaka, Pete Tabury anotsanangura imwe T favorite
Mutambo:
Apo TI inoti inonditevera uye inotora kuenda kumatanho kuenda kune dorms, usamutevere iye achimhanya !!!! Ndakanga ndiri munhu wechina kubva bhasi uye TI yakaudza vanhu kuti vaimire pavakabuda bhazi. Vakomana vaviri vekutanga vakatarisana nevakarasika vakaratidzika pazviso zvavo. Sezvo ndanzwa uye ndakanzwisisa mirayiridzo yeTI, ndakaenda mberi ndokuraira vamwe kuti vatevere. Apo TI yakauya ikandibvunza kuti Hell yakange ndaziva sei zvandakanga ndiri kuita, ndakabvisa zvinyorwa zvangu zvekutaura ndokubva ndatsanangura kuti ndakanga ndiri muPurisa Explorer kwemakore matatu uye ndine ruzivo rwekufamba uye maitiro! Akanga achishamiswa, uye akandiudza kuti aigona kundiita mukuru wake we dorm uye ndakamupa manzwiro anonyadzisa mukugomera kwake! LOL
Zvechokwadi, izvi zvose zvakawira parutivi rwenzira mushure mokunge aita kuti Vazvigadzire uye Vaise pasi pasi mutambo. Akatarira kwandiri ndokutaura mumutsara maitiro kuti amutevere! Akabva aenda kumusuo uye akauputira, sezvo zvikwama zvaiva pasi ndakave nhambwe shomanana shure. Asi ini ndingadai ndakagadzirirwa kana ndanga ndichimurega achibuda kunze kwangu uye ndakanga ndakarurama pane zvitsitsinho zvake. Sezvo ndaive ndichimubata, akanga ava kutokwirirana masitepisi, maviri neatatu panguva imwe. Ndakaita zvakafanana uye ndakanga ndapedza kupera, izvo zvaiva kusvikira asvika pakatanga kusvika, akarova mabheki uye akaita nechokumeso! Iye zvino akange akareba makumbo maviri kureba kupfuura ini sezvo ndaive nematanho maviri akaderera kupfuura iye uye akanga ari kuchema chiso changu kubva kumusoro!
"UNOGONA KUVERA?" akabvunza.
"Changamire, Mudzidzisi Thabheri anonyorera sezvaakarayirwa, Hongu Ishe!" Ndakapindura.
Akabva ataura pamusoro pepafudzi rake rokuruboshwe nejecha painted cinder block wall uye akandibvunza "Zvino chii icho Hell chinoita?" !!! " Uye mumakadhi makuru madema iyo yakati, "Famba, Usamhanyi, Shandisa Maoko Anoenda!"
"Zvakanyatsoitika," akavapindura, uye kwemavhiki matanhatu apfuura, nguva dzose patakapinda uye kubva kunze kwezvipfeko, ndaifanira kumira pasi pezvikwiriso uye ndichitaura mutsara kune mumwe nemumwe munhu akapinda dorm kubva kwatiri kutiza. Handimbofi ndakakanganwa mutauro uyu chero bedzi ini ndiri kurarama !.
Unoda Kuziva Zvakawanda Pamusoro Pekudzidziswa Kwemhepo Chechikoro Chekutanga ?