Ndagara ndichiri shanduka ine usimbe. Handina kumbobvira ndaratidza kufarira kwakanyanya mumitambo, uye pandakanga ndiri muMarines, ndaiwanzoshatirwa zvakanyanya pamusoro pokusimudzirwa nekumhanya nezuva raibuda iro ini ndakasiya zvimwe zvechiitiko kune testosterone junkies.
Asi hutano hwakanaka, kushanda pamwe, uye gung-ho yemitambo zvose zvinowanzozviteerera kumamiriro ezvinhu ehondo, uye vanhu vazhinji vanonzwa kupfuura ini ndinofanira kurega steam panhandare mushure mekushanda kwemazuva akawanda. Kwete izvozvo chete, mitambo yemitambo inobatsira pakudzidzira uye hukama hwehukama, sezvo chero mudzidzisi wekorogi (asingashamisi kupikisa zvinonyadzisa uye mitambo yemitambo kune vateereri vake) achakuudza. Saka hazvishamisi kuti kana iwe uchibatana neuto, pane mikana yakawanda munzvimbo dzakawanda kuwana mutambo mukati. Uye kana iwe wakakwana zvakakwana, vamwe vavo vangakubudisa kunze kwebasa (kamwe kamwe munguva) uchiwana zvehondo mitambo ine kukudzwa inotaura seimwe nzira yekuvandudza basa rako .
01 College Sports
Kana iwe uine ruzivo rwekupfuura nekorogi yebhokisi, iwe unogona kunge wakanzwa nezveHarmy-Navy game. Izvi zvinondiita kuti ndizvishamise kuti vaFarcons varombo vari ku Air Force Academy vari kuita zvisakarurama neP PR yavo, asi oh zvakanaka. Vadzidzi vemauto ehurumende vose vanobatanidzwa mumitambo yakasiyana-siyana yakawanda, hongu, saka usanetseka kana bhora risina bhagi rako. Hei, pane nzvimbo yevanokurudzira.
Handisi kuseka. Uye ndinoda kusangana nemukuru wevanhu uyo akaita izvi, kunyange ini ndisingazivi zvandaizoti kana ndikazviita.
Asi ngatisambovhiringidzika pamusoro pemhando yemitambo yemasikirwo. Dzidzo dzose dzinobatanidzwa mukukwikwidzana kwe NCAA, asi avo vanotsvaga zvakaoma vachiri kutarisirwa kuwirirana nevanodzidza zvikuru uye zvehondo muchikoro chekuchikoro. Izvo, shure kwezvose, zvinotarisirwa kuva mune ramangwana dzakatumirwa vakuru , uye dzinofungidzirwa pakati pekamuti yezvirimwa pane izvozvo (mahofisi ane chinhu kune zvindori zvekirasi.)
02 Armed Forces Sports uye neBusiness International of Sport Militaire
Hungu, ndiri kuomesa musoro uye ndinotaurira International Military Sports Council (CISM) nemutauro wayo wepakutanga wechiFrench. Asi isu tichasvika kune iyo.
Simba Rokurwa Nemauto (AFS) ibasa rekubatana kwebazi rimwe nerimwe rebazi reMorale, Welfare, uye Yezororo (MWR) dhipatimendi, rakarongedzwa neDhipatimendi reZviviri. Davi rimwe nerimwe rinotora zvishandiso kubva kune vamwe vatambi vechimiro pakati pevashandi vanoita basa (uye avo vanochengetedza basa rekuita basa) kutamba mitambo yavo yekusarudza pane rimwe boka "All" - se "All-Army," "All-Marine," et cetera . Vaya vakasarudzwa vane mukana wekutamba kune mamwe matavi munyika yose, vachipa varaidzo kune vamwe vavo servicemembers uye chimiro chevanhu vane simba uye chikwata chokuunganidza.
Yakanakisisa uye yakajeka mu AFS inogonawo kukwikwidza munyika yose. Vatambi vehondo vanoita nharo mumakwikwi eOlympic. Vanotarisana nedzimwe mamiriyoni munyika yose kuburikidza neCISM, sangano rakatangwa muEurope mushure meHondo Yenyika Yese yekusimudzira ushamwari, iyo inobatsira maMitambo YeMidhiyoni gore gore risati rasvika maOlimpiki ose.
Kana uri kuronga kunyora uye izvi zvinonzwika sekunakidza, yeuka imwe pfungwa inokosha zvikuru: Kusarudzwa ku AFS hakusi Military Occupational Specialty (MOS.) Vatambi veMasvingo ndivo varwi, vafambisi vengarava, airmen, uye Marines kutanga , uye vanogara vachitarisirwa kuti kugara vakarovedzwa-uye kudzokera kune- mabasa avo. Saka kukwikwidzana mune AFS kana CISM inogona kuva nzira yakanakisisa yokubuda muhofisi kwekanguva uye kuita sangano rako rebasa rinozvikudza, asi usatarisira kuti rive basa rako paunenge uri yunifomu.
03 Masoja ekupfura mauto
Nekuda kuputira kwakafukidzwa pasi pe AFS neCISM, inofanirwa kunyatsotaura pamusoro pekubatana kwayo kwemauto ehondo. Basa rega rega rinoshandisa mauto mashomanana ekupfura kukwikwidza munyika nepamunyika. Rifles uye pistoti vanozvitsvaga mapoka ezvitsauriro, uye kuchengetedzwa nekuchengetedza zvikamu zvebazi rimwe nerimwe zvinosvika pakukwidziridza mapoka avowo.
Mukuwedzera pakufamba-famba kuedza kukanda vamwe, uye kukwikwidzana mumitambo yeOlympics neMashiripiti yeNyika, mauto ekupfura anopa ruzivo rwavo senzira yekudzidzisa vamwe.
04 Intramural Sports
Kana zvimwe zvose zvikasakundikana, zvigaro zvepamusoro uye zvigadziriro zvakakura zvakakwana kuti zvidzvinyirire zvichapa mikana yakawanda yemitambo yemuviri kuburikidza nehofisi yeMRR. Vanhu uye zvikwata zvinogona kubatana pamwe chete kuti zvigadzire maqembu uye kupikisana nekodzero dzekuzvirumbidza pamusoro-mumitambo yakasiyana-siyana mushure memaawa. Heino muenzaniso we-on-base mabheji kubva paWebsite Carson's.
Kunyange zvazvo isisina chivimbiso chekurumbira kwenyika dzakawanda iyo CISM ine, kutamba mitambo yemitambo inopa mukana wakawanda wekuregera kushambira uye kukudziridza mafungiro ezvitunha. Uye iye, kana mukurumbira ndiwo unokosha kwauri, zvichida iwe uchacherechedza mutori wenhau wezvehondo uye kuwana zvaunoshandisa zvinowanikwa mupepanhau rekutanga.
05 Dhani-Offs
Kungokanda kufungidzira kwangu kunze uko: Kana vidiyo iyi iri chiratidzo, mauto "Harlem Shake" makwikwi achave ari chinhu chikuru chinotevera.
O Mwari. Ndakanga ndichiedza kuita joke, asi ipapo ndakawana izvi. Kana ndikawana chimwe chezvizvi kubva kuMarines, zvinogona kutungamirira kunhadharo yekunwa.