Itazi varume, varume vane puerile, uye musikana-magnet varume.
Kutengeserana kunotarisirwa zvakakwana kune varume vanotarisa vateereri (kunyanya varume vanoita zvepabonde) vanoita sevanowira mumatatu. Iko kune nzira dzakajeka dzekunyengedza varume kupfuura matatu makuru makuru akanyorwa apa, asi akawanda anoenderana nawo. Kana iwe uri mukadzi achiverenga izvi, vamwe vangashanda kwauri, zvakare. Pashure pezvose, iwe unotengawo michina yevarume. Asi zviziviso zvinotarisirwa kwauri, kwauri, zvinowanzowira mumapoka akasiyana.
Aya mazano matatu anotevera anoratidza nzira dzakarurama dzevarume dzinochengetedzwa nevashambadzi zuva nezuva regore. Uye zvinosuruvarisa, nzira idzi dzinoshanda. Nguva nenguva uye zvakare. Mushure mokunge maverenga nyaya yacho, tora dambudziko rekutarisa zviziviso zvine chinangwa kuvanhu.
Vangani vavo vanowira mune chimwe chezvikamu izvi ... kana zvimwe? Iwe unogona kazhinji kuwana zvitatu muzviziviso zvewairi, matori, uye razor blades.
Varume Vakaita Semurume "Manly" Zvinhu
Iwe unongofanira kutarisa pamashamba ewaini , razors, motokari, maziso uye kunyange gel gel kuti uone izvozvo. Iwe haugone kutengesa murume bhandi weplastiki inoputika yeplastiki kuti ashandise mumvura. Murume anofanira kunge ari mutema uye akachena uye bhuruu uye aendeswe nesimba rine rwiyo rune simba uye tani ye "chiki chinopisa" swooning pamusoro pechiganda chake chekugeza.
Varume havangatengi rasi yemazino inokurumidza kushanda. Zvakanaka, vanozviita. Asi ivo vanoita ruzha rwemotokari yeIndy sekumhanya kumatama edu. Uye pachave noruoko rwemukadzi kuisa chiganda chedu chinotapira, pane chimwe chikonzero.
Motokari dzine zviratidzo zvakawanda zvepallic. Gorozi gel inobatana nekudyara chiso chako musoro wekutanga muchando nechando cheGomo reEverest, rakateverwa nekuputika rwizi rwemvura iri pedyo nehupamusoro pamusoro pezviso zvedu mukufamba kunotadzisa Bear Grylls kuchema "mum" wake.
Varume varume uye vanoda zvachose chinyorwa. Uye chero bedzi ivo vachida kuva varume, vatengesi vachada kuisa pamagumo ehombodo uye vachivashandura.
Varume Ndivo Vanokanganisa, Vanononoka, Vanozvikudza, Slobbish, Inensitive Jackasses
Oo, chaizvoizvo zvinotyisa. Uye vanochida. Chiitiko chekare chechirongwa cheBritish, "Super Noodles," chinoratidza varume vari varume. Mune chimwe chikwata, varume vaviri vanonzva mahwendefa akachenesa vovaisa zvakare mukapu kuti vashandise zvakare nguva inotevera. Mune imwe, varume vacho vari kukanda zvinyuchi pahwindo uye vachitaura pamusoro pechikwata sezvavanenge vachiderera. Vanogona kunge vane makore matanhatu.
Vakadzi, urongwa uhwu husingazoshandi kwauri (kunyange zvazvo pane zvave zvichiitika munguva pfupi yapfuura zvichiratidza "ruzivo" rwemaitiro evakadzi, iyo iyo mafirimu Bridesmaids akakurudzira zvakanakisisa). Asi varume vanoda kufarira kusakwana kwavo. "Saka zvakadini kana tisina kukwegura asi ndiani ane hanya kana tisingachemi pamabhaisikopo, uye tisingatauri pamitambo yechato? Ndivo varume, vashandi, vakomana vakanaka vanoziva kuita zvakanaka nguva uye usingaiti chikafu chatinokanganisa. "
Uye apo varume vachida kupemberera ichi, vanozoramba vachitenga zvinhu zvinotarisana navo nenzira iyi. Kubva pane doro uye pizza kune zvinodhaka uye shampoo, havafungi kutenga mabhizimusi anovataurira kuva vana uye vanozvikudza.
Vakawanda Varume Vanofanana Nevakadzi
O ishe wangu, sei varume vakaita savakadzi. Kana imwe rudzi rwemukadzi chero zvakadaro, kutonga nezvitsva zvinotarisirwa nevarume nevashambadzi nevatengesi munyika yose.
Nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero, kuvhara bhiza kana kuti brunette pamusoro pemotokari kunoita kuti kukwezva kweyo motokari kukwire gumi. Zvichida varume vanofunga kuti vanozobatana neBlackboy bunny kana vakatenga motokari?
Zvepabonde dzinotengesa. Kana zvasvika kune doro, varume vanoputirwa nemifananidzo yezvipfeko zvakanyatsoputika zvakagadzirirwa makanda echando-inotonhorera, vachiseka kuseka kwavo, vachivawana vasina kugadzikana uyewo zvinoshamisa. Asi ivo varume vanonwa doro, saka nei vakadzi vachiita doro?
Uyezve kune zviziviso zvinoratidza vakadzi vari "makumi makumi matatu," vachidzingirira vanhu vane ruzivo uye vakaenzanisa Joes pasi mumugwagwa wakakwirira nokuti vakatsvaga chimwe chinhu chakanaka kunhuwa pasi pemakomba avo anonhuwa mangwanani iwayo. Hungu, izvozvo zvinoitika.
Asi nokuda kwechimwe chikonzero, varume vanotarisa. Uye ivo vanotenga. Uye vanotenga zvakare.