Mhinduro Dzinonakidza dzeMutauro Wakaipa WeTalkline Shona
Haisi chaiyo seyakatemwa uye yakaomeswa sokungorova bhodhi rekushandura, nekuda kwetsika dzakasiyana-siyana.
Semuenzaniso, mune dzimwe nyika, zvakajairika tsika yekuisa mufananidzo wechigadzirwa mukati mekwanisi pamusara. Fungidzira kuti vaizoita sei kumwana kana zvokudya kana imbwa!
Saka, takapfuura nemabhuku ekutsvaga kuti tipe mimwe mienzaniso yakanakisisa yematekisi ekuputsika nekupisa. Kunyangwe zvinonakidza, zvinodhura zvikuru kune makambani aya (uye kunyadzisa kune vanyori). Kana vasingakwanisi kuita basa ravo rechikoro, vanogona kuguma vachibhadhara mamiriyoni emadhora mu reprint cost, reshoots uye "kukumbira ruregerero." Heino mutsara, pasina urongwa humwe. Tinotanga nemukurumbira zvikuru mumakumi emakore apfuura.
COORS
Tagline: Shandurai Rakasununguka!
AH, ndiani asingadi bheri inotonhorera mukati mezhizha rinopisa? Mutsetse kubva kuCoors, Tendeuka Wakasununguka !, wakanga wakagadzikana uchigadzirisa kunaka kweCoors kusununguka. Maiwe, shanduro yeSpain yakaita kuti vanhu vafunge kuti vakanga vachigadzirisa chimwe chinhuzve vakasununguka:
Shanduro yeSpain: Tambura Kubviswa kweDharare
Pepsi
Tagline: Uyai Muve Neve Pepsi Generation
Inonzwika huru, handizvo here? Ichokwadi, haisi mamiriyoni emakiromita kubva kune mamwe mazita eti taglines anoshandiswa nemazuva ano zvinwiwa zvine simba. Zvisinei, haina kuburukira kuChina zvakanaka. Mushure mekunge yaiswa mumushanduri wemashanduri, yakabuda se:
Chinese Translation: Pepsi Inounza Madzitateguru Akadzoka Kubva kune Vakafa
KFC
Tagline: Finger Lickin 'Yakanaka
Mmm, mmm, mmm. Ndezvipi nyama-kudya connoisseur haifariri kupinda mumucheka wekutsva, crispy fried chicken? Zvakanaka, zvakare mutsetse uyu wakawa wakaipa wekushandurirwa kweChinese, kuva chimwe chinhu chakasiyana nechinonaka:
Chinese Translation: Edya Zvigunwe Zvako
Parker Pens
Tagline: Haingakanganisi Muhomwe Yako uye Embarrass Iwe
Haisi tambo yakatonyanya kukoshesa asi inenge yakarurama-chivimbiso. Mushure mezvose, ndiani anoda zvinyorwa zvinonyadzisa pamashizha avo anopisa uye mabhesi? Asi vanhu paParker vakaita imwe snaffoo duku. Vaifunga kuti shoko rechiSpain rokuti "embarazar" raireva kunyadzisa. Kwete. Uye izvi ndizvo zvakatengeswa neMexico:
Shanduro yeSpain: Haichazovi muhomwe yako uye kukuita iwe pamuviri!
Misi
Tagline: GOT MILK?
Ndiyo imwe yevakakurumbira zvikuru, uye yakawanda inopihwa, inotaridzika kare. Isu tose tinozviziva. Zvisinei, vatengi vechiLatini vanofanirawo kuzviziva nokuda kwezvikonzero zvose zvisina kururama. Vanofanira kunge vakafunga kuti American Dairy Association yaifuta chimwe chinhu chakasimba apo izvi zvakabuda:
Shanduro yeSpain: UNO KUITA?
Coca-Cola
Mutengo: Coca-Cola
Mumwe muenzaniso wezvinhu unofamba haywire kuChina. Mumakore ekuma1920, Coca-Cola akasarudza kutengesa chigadzirwa chayo kuChina, asi aida zita rayo rinonzwika rakafanana nekutaura kweChirungu. Mushure mokunge mushure nekunze, ivo vaifamba neshanduro yefoni, uye chigumisiro chacho chakanga chakavhiringidza:
Chinese Translation: Bite the Wax Tadpole
Electrolux
Tagline: Inenting Suger Som en Electrolux.
Iwe unokanganwirwa kana iwe usingazivi kuti tateti rinorevei. NdiSweden uye inouya kubva kumba kweSweden rakakurumbira rinopisa rinodzivirira Electrolux. Zvisinei, pavakashandisa tagline muU.SA, iyo yakashandurwa zvakanaka pamwe chete nematambudziko asina kunaka - muU.SA, "inotsvaga" inoreva zvinopfuura rimwe chete:
Shanduro yeNyika: Hapana Chinobudirira Sezvakaita Electrolux
General Motors
Tagline: Muviri naFisher
Mutumbi NaFisher hausi wepeti yemutsetse asi ruzivo rweGG. Chakanga chiri chekuita basa rakawanda rakaitwa paG GM motokari (uye rakatengwa neM GM muna 1925). Zvechokwadi, pakanga pane gweta rine zita. Panguva ino, yakanga iri kuBelgium iyo yakanga ine dambudziko, uye haisi chinhu chinokonzera motokari kunetseka:
Shanduro yeBelgium: Corpse naFisher
Ford
Mutengo: Pinto
Zvakare, kwete mutsetse wakawanda, uyu waiva mufananidzo wemotokari yaunoziva zvose zvakanaka. Asi muBrazil, haisi mbesa. Zvakanaka, kunze kwekuti iwe uri kutaura nezve "frank kana nyemba." Hongu, PINTO ingangodaro zita rinonyadzisa iwe unogona kupa motokari. Vakashandura iyo kuCORCEL, zvinoreva HORSE. Chinhu chakanaka zvakare:
Brazilian Shandura ion: Tiny Male Male Genitals
Perdue's Chicken
Tagline: Inotora Munhu Akaoma Kuti Aite Tender Chicken
Chirungu chePerdue chave chichigadzira michero yayo kubva muna 1920, uye akazviisa paTVV achitaura chirevo chisingatauriki "zvinotora murume ane simba kuti aite checheche chicken." Akanaka kutamba pamashoko ... muchiChirungu. Zvechokwadi, apo yakashandurwa muchiSpain, chimwe chinhu chakafamba chisina kumira, uye Frank akanga achitaura chimwe chinhu chakanaka chakaiswa muWTF Category:
Shanduro yeSpain: Inotora Munhu Akasimudza Kuti Aite Chicken Affectionate
Otis Engineering
Tagline: Completion Equipment
Otis Engineering inobatana zvikuru kuHalliburton, uye saka iyo yakasiyana-siyana yezvakaipa zvinowanzokanda chikepe apa. Zvisinei, apo Otis paakabvunzwa kuti atore chikamu mumusangano weMoscow, yakazviita ndokuwana rubatsiro ruduku kubva kune dhipatimendi rekushandura. Zvichida zvakange zvichida kufarira kune zvawakamboita mune zvigadzirwa zvayo:
Shanduro yeRussia: Zvishandiso zveOgasims
Clairol
Mutengo: Mist Stick
Chii ichochi? Hakusi dodorant asi simbi yakanyunguduka. Clairol akatanga chigadzirwa muGermany pasi pezita rimwe chete, asingazivi kuti "mhute" ndiyo manyore munyika iyoyo. Kutengeswa kwechigadzirwa kwaityisa:
Shanduro yeGerman: Manyowa Anonamatira
Hunt-Wesson
Mutengo: Gros Jos (Baked Beans)
Pakupedzisira, flub yakanga isingakuvadzi kutengesa! Uye iwe uchakurumidza kuona nei. Apo Hunt-Wesson akatanga mararamiro ayo akabikwa muCanada, yakashamiswa nevatengesi vematare. Havana kuziva kuti izwi rinoreva, zvakanaka, zvione iwe pachako:
Shanduro yechiFrench-yeKanada: Big Breasts
McDonald's
Mutengo: Big Mac
Kana iwe wakamboona Pulp Fiction (uye kana isingaiti, sei kwete ?!) iwe uchaziva zvose McDonald nyaya ne Royale With Cheese. Icho chinopera, zvechokwadi, kuti pane imwe nyaya iri patafura. Big Mac, yakashandurwa muchiFrench, yakava Gros Mec. Uye izvi zvinoreva chimwe chinhu chakasiyana zvikuru:
French Translation: Big Pimp
Braniff Airlines
Tagline: Fly in Leather
Oo, chii chivimbiso? Muna 1987, Braniff Airlines yakaunza zvigaro zvitsva uye zvigadzirwa zvechikwata kune ndege dzavo. Mutsetse wacho unoratidzika zvakanaka kwazvo kusvikira washandurirwa muchiSpain. Zvadaro, iri chirevo chekuti vazhinji vedu vangave vasingadi kuitika, zvachose:
Shanduro yeSpain: Fly Naked