Military Academy Jokes
MaJokes pakati pevanhu vehondo ndeyekare semasoja uye matavi pachavo. Heano mamwe mauto akasiyana-siyana eArmed uye Navy ane maitiro akanaka G akafungidzira kuseka. Iyi ndiyo yakazara West Point uye Annapolis inotenderera.
Jokes Neuto
Mutoja webhoti yebhola aive akaurayiwa mune imwe ngozi yakaipisisa yepamabhiza. Akadonha kubva pabhiza uye akanga akapotsa akatsika-tsika kusvika pakufa. Ndinotenda Mwari mutungamiri weKMart akabuda uye haana kuisunungura.
A Cadet uye Mid Mid vakanga vachifamba vachidzika mumugwagwa apo Mid akati akati, "Zvinosuruvarisa sei-shiri yakafa." Cadet yakasimudza kumusoro ikati, "Kupi, kupi?"
Navy iri kutamba Hondo, iyo ine yekutanga pasi uye maminitsi matatu akasara muhafu. Hondo yeHondo inopisa moto, uye Navy, ichifunga kuti ndiwo mugumo wehafu, inomhanya mumunda. Mitambo mitatu gare gare, Hondo punts.
Mubvunzo: Unoziva here nei chikwata chebhoti rebhoti rehondo richifanira kuchinja zita rayo ku "Opossums"?
A: Nokuti vanotamba vakafa mumba uye vanourayiwa mumugwagwa.
Mubvunzo: Sei Hondo isingave nechando pane imwe nguva mumitambo?
A: Mukomana ane recipe akapedza kudzidza.
Q. Unowanei paunenge uchityaira zvishoma nezvishoma neChikoro cheMasitadhi?
A. A degree.
Mubvunzo: Chii chinonzi Navy Midshipman uye West Point Cadet yakafanana?
A: Ivo vose vakagamuchira kuWest Point.
Mubvunzo: Unowanepi apo iwe unobereka chigadziko uye West Point Cadet?
A: Mavhiki masere ebhola rakaipa.
Hondo yeBhomba Yemauto Inoenderera Mberi
Mutoja weHondo akapa timu yake yebhoti yebhola mazuva mashoma kubva. Vakawanda vakasarudza kuenda kuPanama City Beach kuti vanakidze uye vazorore.
Coach akaona vatambi zuva rokutanga shure vachiita uye vakabvunza nezvezororo ravo.
"Haisi mudzidzisi akanaka," vakadaro vatambi. "Hatina kumbozviita kugungwa."
"Sei zvisingaiti," mudzidzisi akabvunza, "dambudziko remotokari?"
"Kwete," vakapindura kudaro, "makiromita mashomanana ari pasi nechomukati, takaona zviratidzo zvakati, 'Buda, Uchenese Zvimwe Zvokudya' Hauzive kuti yakawanda sei nzvimbo dzokuzorora takachenesa pakati peWest Point nePanama City."
Hondo yeHondo Inotora
Vatambi vebhora maviri vakapiwa chirongwa chakakosha cheSAT kuti vatarise zvido zvavo zvekugamuchira ku Military Academy. Nguva pfupi mushure mokunge muedzo uchitanga mukomana wekutanga anotendeukira kumurume wechipiri uye anobvunza, "Old MacDonald aine chii?"
Mamwe mhinduro, "Aiva nepurazi."
Wokutanga anobvunza kuti, "Unozvinyora sei?"
Ikoko wechipiri akapindura, "EIEIO."
USNA Grad Inofamba Mu Bar
Annapolis akafamba achipinda mubhokisi, akagara pasi ndokuti, "Hey barkeep, iwe unonzwa joko pamusoro pevakomana vechiWest Point mune imwe purazi?" Zvigaro zvakatsvaga kumashure kwake, uye mana emakona makuru, anoremekedzwa varume vari mubhasi vakamira.
"Takatamba tine Army." Chokwadi iwe unoda kutaura nhokwe iyo? " Iko Navy grad yakashungurudzika musingatendi uye yakati, "Chii, uye chii chinofanira kutsanangurwa iyo kanhi?"
More One Liners
Mubvunzo: Ndeapi West Point inoteterera inotora kuti ichinje bhiribhu?
A: Hapana, iyo yemakore maviri.
Mubvunzo: Wakanzwa here kuti Army yakangotenga makumi maviri ematangi emasptic matsva?
A: Ehe, uye mudzidzisi weHondo anoti pakarepo pavanodzidza kuvadzingira, vanozopinda Annapolis.
Mubvunzo: Ndeapi mauto eCadets anotora kutarisa dhayi?
A: Imwe chete, asi inotora maawa mana chikwereti uye inofanirwa se-labor science!
Mubvunzo: Ndeupi musiyano pakati peWest Pointer uye catfish?
A: Mumwe munhu ane slimy, anonhuwa, anononoka pasi, uye imwewo ihove hove.
Mubvunzo: Ndeipi makore akanaka kupfuura ose eupenyu hweWest Pointer?
A: Gwaro rechitatu.
Mubvunzo: Sei boka reAlly football risina webhusaiti?
A: Havagoni kuisa zvitatu "W" pamwe chete.
Mubvunzo: Ndeapi mauto eCadets anotora kuti adimbuke mune bhiribhu?
A: Mumwe - anongoramba akabata pahubhu uye anotarisira pasi kuti rive rakamupoteredza.
Random Air Force Joke:
Mubvunzo: Ndeapi Air Force Cadets inotora kuti ichinje gorofa rakadzika?
A: Vatatu, vaviri kuenda kune doro uye mumwe kunodana baba.
Kusvetwa pakati pevanhu vehondo kunofadza kusina njodzi, zvisinei, kana zvichidiwa, nhengo dzemasoja ematavi ose ari muboka rimwe chete uye dzinoita basa racho pamwe chete.