Masoja Anotonga
Kusvetwa mukati mematavi ehondo zvebasa kunenge kwakare se nyika ino pachayo. Davi rega rega rebasa pamwe neMOS rakasiyana kana kuti yehutano vane mitemo yakasiyana uye majee akaitwa pamusoro pavo. Heano maitiro mashomanana:
Mashandiro Ekuti Gamba Rinoshandisa Shoko "Suck".
Hondo Inomhanyisa: Hondo yehondo inomira mumvura nehomwe pamusana wake, zvombo muruoko, mushure mokufamba makiromita gumi nemashanu, uye inoti, " Izvi zvinomhanya."
Hondo Ranger: Hondo Yemauto Airborne Ranger inomira mumvura yakadzika mumvura ine paki pamusana wake, zvombo muruoko, mushure mokunge yakwira kubva ndege uye yakafamba makiromita makumi matatu, uye ichiti nokumwemwerera, "Izvi zvinotora zvakanaka!"
Hondo Mauto Akasiyana-siyana: Mauto Anokosha Mauto anorara mumatope,
chombo muruoko, mushure mekushambira kumhenderekedzo yegungwa, kutambaira mumhenderekedzo nekufamba usiku usiku kupfuura nzvimbo dzevavengi, inotaura ne grin, ichiridza musoro we nyoka "Izvi zvinonyatsotora, ndinoshuva kuti inogona kuyamwa zvakare ..... "
Air Force: An Air Force Pilot achibhururuka pamusoro pehondo, mvura inonaya,
anotarisa pasi kumasoja ari pasi uye anoti: "Chokwadi unoyamwa pasi!"
Navy : A Naval Officer, anokonzera kofi yake, anodya chipo pamabhiriji echikepe sezvo inonaya kunze kwechitarisiko kumhenderekedzo uye inoti: "Zvechokwadi inoyamwa uko."
Air Force Officer: An Air Force mukuru anogara pachigaro chiri nyore mumhepo yake,
muimba yekamuri uye akati kune shamwari yake, "Man .. Cable's out! Izvi zvinomwisa!"
US Marine Corps Mitemo:
1. Iva nehanya kune vose, ushamwari kune umwe.
2. Sarudza kuva nehasha, nekukurumidza zvakakwana.
3. Iva neurongwa.
4. Iva neurongwa hwekudzokera shure, nokuti yekutanga ingasazoshanda.
5. Iva nehanya, uve unyanzvi, asi uve nepurogiramu yekuuraya munhu wose waunosangana naye.6. Usapinda pfuti nemhondi inokonzerwa nemakumbo ayo asingatangi ne "4."
7. Chinhu chipi nechipi chakakosha kudhonza chinofanirwa kupfura kaviri. Ammo haina kutengesa. Upenyu hunodhura.8. Famba kubva kune wako. Kureba ndiyo shamwari yako. (Yakazotevera & diagonal yakasarudzwa.)
9. Shandisa chivande kana chivande sezvinobvira.10. Funga muvengi wako kana zvichibvira. Chengetedza yako.
11. Nguva dzose ubiridze; nguva dzose kukunda. Hondo chete yekusaruramisira ndeyeyo iwe unorasikirwa.12. Mumakore gumi hakuna munhu achayeuka tsanangudzo yezvinyorwa, maitiro, kana maitiro. Vangorangarira chete avo vaigara.
13. Kana iwe usisiri kupfura, iwe unofanira kunge uchikurukura chinangwa chako chokupfura.
Navy SEALS Mitemo:
1. Tarisa kunakidza mumasikati egorosi.
2. Urayai zvinhu zvose zvipenyu mukati mekuona.
3. Ruramisa speedo.
4. Tarisa bvudzi mugirazi.
US Army Rangers Inotonga:
1. Famba mumakiromita makumi mashanu akapfekedza 75 pound rucksack panguva yekushaya nzara.
2. Sarudza vanhu vanoda kuurayiwa.
3. Kumbira mvumo kuburikidza nerhepfenyuro kubva ku "Higher" kuti uite kuuraya.
4. Kutuka zvakanyanya apo basa rinobviswa.
5. Famba makiromita makumi mashanu akapfekedza 75 pound rucksack panguva yekushaya nzara.
US Army Mitemo:
1. Sarudza bhanga idzva kupfeka.
2. Sora mashizha pabandauko rorudyi.
3. Shandura ruvara rwebheret iwe unosarudza kupfeka.
US Army Special Forces Rules:
1. Ramba uchiona wakanaka.
2. Nguva dzose uzive kwauri.
3. Kana iwe usingazivi kuti uripi-tarisa kupera.
US Air Force Mitemo:
1. Iva nekutengesa.
2. Ruramisa kupisa kwema air-conditioner.
3. Ona zviri paHBO.
4. Bvunza "chii chinonzi gunfight?"
5. Kumbira mari yakawanda kubva kuCongress ne "muurayi" PowerPoint presentation6. Waini & dine 'key' Congressmen, kumbira DOD & vashandi vekuchengetedza vashandi vekuchengetedza.
7. Gamuchira mari, sarudza mutemo mutsva uye kuunganidza zvinhu.8. Zivisai zvinhu "sarudzo" uye usambozvishandisa.
9. Kurumidza kuita 1345 tee-time.
US Navy Mitemo:
1. Enda kuGungwa.
2. Inwa Kofi.
3. Tarisa zvinonyadzisira.
4. Shandisa Marines.