The Air Force Vs. The Army
Kune Air Air guy inotyaira kubva kuMcChord kuenda kuBeat Lewis, uye mutungamiri wevarwi veMasoja kubva ku Ft Lewis kusvika kuMcChord. Pakati peusiku pasina mamwe motokari mumugwagwa vanokorana mumwe musoro uye mota motokari dzinobhururuka nenzira dzakasiyana.Air Air Force inokwanisa kukwira mumotokari yake uye inotsvaga kukanganisa. Anotarisa motokari yake yakakanganisika uye anoti, ..... "Iwe murume, ndine mukana chaizvo kuti ndive mupenyu!"
Saizvozvowo Guy Army anotsvaga kubva mumotokari yake uye anotarisa paa wreckage yake. Naiye anoti mumwoyo make, "Ini handigoni kutenda kuti ndakapukunyuka kuparara uku!"
Hondo yevarwi inofamba ichienda kune Air Air guy uye inoti, "Hei munhu, ndinofunga ichi ichi chiratidzo chinobva kuna Mwari kuti tinofanira kubvisa kusiyana kwedu kwakanyanya uye kurarama shamwari panzvimbo pekuita"
Air Air guy inofunga kwekanguva uye anoti, "Iwe unoziva, iwe wakarurama chaizvo, isu tinofanira kuva shamwari.Zvino ndave kuona kuti chii chakasara ichi chakaipa"
Nokudaro Air Force guy anovhura mutanda wake ndokuwana bhodhoro rakakwana, risina kuvharwa raJack Daniels.
Anoti kumusungwa wevarwi, "Ndinofunga kuti ichi chiratidzo chimwe chinobva kuna Mwari kuti tinofanira kushambadzira kune kunzwisisa kwedu kwatsva noukama"
Hondo yevarwi inopindura, "Iwe hauna mhosva!" uye anobata bhodhoro ndokutanga kunwisa Jack Daniels. Mushure mokunge vavhara hafu yebhokisi iyo varwi veMasoja vanoiisa mumaoko eHome Air guy uye vanoti, "Nguva yako!"
Air Air guy anoshandura chikwata kumashure muhombodo ndokuti, "Nahh, ndinofunga kuti ndichamirira mapurisa kuti aratidze."