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Sei Sezvo Kwete Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota?

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Minot AFB yakavhurwa muna February 1957 muNorth Dakota. Minot AFB inotsigira Continum Bomber Presence (CBP) muPacific AOR kubva muna 2003. Zvisinei, iri muN NORTH DAKOTA. Kutaura kuti Air Force Airmen inoita majee pamusoro pemamiriro avo ehupenyu munzvimbo yakadai isingapfuuri. Heano chijoke chekare pamusoro pehupenyu mu Minot AFB munguva yechando.

December 8 - 6:00 PM. Yakatanga kusviba. Ichando chokutanga chemwaka wacho uye mudzimai neni takatora mbatya dzedu ndokugara kwamaawa nehwindo tichitarisa mahombekombe makuru akaderera achibva kudenga.

Yakaita sekurukuru Mosesi achinyora. Saka rudo takanzwa sevakaroorana zvakare. Ndinoda chando!

December 9 - Takasimuka pakuchengetwa kwakanaka kwechando chechando chekristhi chakavhara masendimita ose emamiriro. Icho chinoshamisa sei kuona! Pane imwe nzvimbo inofadza munyika yose here? Kunyanya kupiwa basa kuMinot raiva pfungwa yakanakisisa yandakave nayo. Akashamiswa kwenguva yekutanga mumakore uye akanzwa semukomana zvakare. Ndakaita zvose zviri munzira yedu nemigwagwa. Nhasi masikati machena echando akauya uye akavhara kumigwagwa uye akavhara mumugwagwa, saka ndakafanira kushambadzira zvakare. Ihwo hupenyu hwakakwana.

December 12 - Zuva rakanyunguduka nechando chedu chakanaka. Kunyadziswa kwakadaro. Muvakidzani wangu anondiudza kuti ndisashushikana, tichabva tine Krisimasi chena. Hapana chando paKrisimasi zvingava zvinotyisa! Bob anoti tinenge tine chando chakawanda kusvika pakuguma kwechando, kuti handichazomboonizve chando. Handifungi kuti izvi zvinobvira.

Bob ndiye murume akanaka kudaro, ndinofara kuti ndiye muvakidzani wedu.

December 14 - Chando chakanaka chando! 8 "Husiku hwekupedzisira, kutonhora kwakaderera kusvika -20.Hotonho inoita kuti zvinhu zvose zvifambe zvakadaro, mhepo yakatora mweya wangu, asi ndakapisa nekushambadzira migwagwa nemigwagwa.Uyu ndiwo hupenyu! zvose zvakare.

Ndakanga ndisingazivi kuti ndaizofanira kuita zvakanyanya foshoro, asi ini ndichadzoka nenzira yakadai nenzira iyi.

December 15 - 20 inches of snow in the forecast. Akatengesa vha yangu ndokutenga 4x4 Blazer. Akatenga mazaya echando emotokari yemudzimai uye 2 mahwanda ekuwedzera. Akawana mufiriji. Mudzimai anoda hove yehuni kana magetsi achibuda. Ndinofunga kuti hazvina maturo. Hatisi mu Alaska, shure kwezvose.

December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Dzoka panguvo yangu pamusoro pechando mumugwagwa unoisa munyu. Kurwadza segehena. Mudzimai akaseka kweawa, iyo yandinofunga yaiva yakaipa zvikuru.

Dheuteronomio 17 - Zvichakadaro pasi pekunze. Nzira dzinotonhora zvikuru kuenda chero kupi zvako. Umagetsi wakabuda kwemaawa mashanu. Ndaifanira kuvhara mabhanhire kuti ndigare ndakatsva. Hapana chaunofanira kuita kunze kwekutarisa kumudzimai uye edza kusamutsamwisa. Ndinofungidzira ndaifanira kunge ndakatenga denga rehuni, asi handigoni kuzvibvuma. Mwari ndinozvivenga kana iye ari. Handigoni kutenda kuti ndiri kufungidzira kuti ndife muimba yangu yekugara.

Musi waDecember 20 - Mushure meGetsi, asi ane imwe "yezvinhu zviduku usiku husiku" "Kushambadzira kwakawanda" "Kubata zuva rose" Damn snowplow yakauya kaviri.Akaedza kuwana muvakidzani mwana kuti asvike, asi vakati ivo vakabatikana kutamba hockey Ndinofunga kuti vanoreva nhema, vakadanwa BX kuti vaone nezvekutenga chando chando uye ivo vari kunze.

Zvimwe zvingave nezvimwe zvakare muna March. Ndinofunga kuti vanoreva nhema. Bob anoti ndinofanira kushambadzira kana nheyo yacho inondipa tikiti, uye kana iwe ukawana zvitatu, unofanirwa kubva-kubva. Ndinofunga kuti ari kunyepa.

December 22 - Bob akanga akarurama pamusoro peKrisimasi chena nokuti 13 masendimita akawanda emucheka wakachena akawira nhasi, uye inotonhora zvakanyanya hazvizove yakanyunguduka kusvikira August. Vakanditora maminitsi 45 kuti vese vakapfekedzwa kuti vabuda kundosvava uye ipapo ndaifanira kunyorera. Pakazosvika ndisina kushambidzwa, ndakanyongedzwa uye ndakapfekedzwa zvekare, ndakanga ndaneta zvokuti ndisingagoni kuveza. Akaedza kubhadhara Bob uyo anorima pairi yake nguva yose yechando; asi anoti anonyanya kubatikana. Ndinofunga kuti jerk iri kureva.

Musi waDecember 23 - 2 chete "yechando nhasi uye yakadziya kusvika ku2 Mudzimai aida kuti ndikomborere mberi kweimba mangwanani ano. kare?

Anoti akazviita asi ndinofunga kuti anoreva nhema.

Dheuteronomio 24 - 6 ". Chando chakakonzerwa zvakanyanya nechando, ndakaputsa foshoro Ndakafunga kuti ndakanga ndine chirwere chepfungwa.Kana ini ndikambobata mwanakomana wechinhu chinotyaira chando ichocho ndichachikwevedza kuburikidza nechando nemabhola ake uye ndichimurova kusvika pakufa nefoshoro yangu yakaputsika Ndinoziva kuti anovanza kumativi ekona uye akamirira kuti ndipedze foshoro uye zvino anouya pasi mumugwagwa pamakiromita zana neawa uye anokandira chando kwose kwose kwandakanga ndava! mudzimai wangu aida kuti ndiimbire Krisimasi mapiro pamwe naye uye ndizarure zvipo zvedu, asi ndaive ndakabatikana ndichimirira damn snowplow.

December 25 - Kufara-kuchengetedza- Krisimasi! 20 masendimita mashoma kubva mudamn slop manheru ano. Yakaputika mukati. Mhedziso yefosveling inoita kuti ropa rangu rive. Ndinovenga chando! Zvadaro muchengeti wechando aipinda nekukumbira kapu yekhofi kana chokoti inopisa uye ini ndakamurova pamusoro pemusoro wangu nefoshoro yangu. Mudzimai anoti ndine maitiro akaipa. Ndinofunga kuti idiot fricking. Kana ini ndichifanira kutarisa "Ndihwo Hupenyu Hune Hanya" imwe nguva zvakare, ndichaenda naye kumu microwave.

Dheuteronomio 26 - Zvichiri kuvharwa mukati. Sei gehena yandakamboisa Minot pamaroto? Icho chaiva zvose HER pfungwa. Ari kunyanya kunetseka.

Musi waDecember 27 - Kutonhora kwakadonha kusvika -30 uye mapaipi akazununguka, CE akazouya shure kwemaawa gumi nemana ekumirira. Akati yaiva zuva rakabatikana. Ndinoziva kuti SOBs inhema.

December 28 - Wakashatirwa kusvika kumusoro -20. Ichandova nechando mukati. THE BITCH iri kundipenga ndiri mapenzi!

December 29 - 10 mamwe masendimita. Bob anoti ndinofanira kuposhera denga kana kuti inogona kupindira. Ndiyo chinhu chisinganzwisisiki chandakambonzwa. Anofunga kuti ndiri mbeveve sei?

December 30 - Denga rakapinda mukati. Ndakarova muchengeti wechando. Mutungamiri iye zvino anondipa chirevo cheChitsauko 15, kwete kungorova kwandakapa mutyairi, asiwo nekuedza kupfutira chisvosvu chechando chakasimudza mbongoro yake. Mudzimai akaenda kumusha kuna amai vake. 9 "zvakagara zvataurwa.

December 31 - Ndikaisa moto kune zvakasara zveimba. Hapanazve shoveling.

January 8 - Inzwa zvakanaka. Ndinongoda madzimai maduku mapiritsi anoramba achindipa. Sei ndakasungwa kumubhedha?