Kubatsira Boot Camp Stories
Chinhu chimwe chechigamba chichizogoverana nevamwe veterans ndezviitiko zvinonakidza zvinowanzoitika munguva yebhoti, kudzidziswa kwekutanga, kana zvimwe zvikamu zvekudzidzira zvakanyanya zvebasa ravo. Kuva akakwanisa kuseka iwe pachako uye kune vamwe ndiyo chinhu chinoita kuti kubudirire paunenge uchitsungirira mapurogiramu ekurovedza. I Drill Instructor inokupa mikana yakawanda yekuita zvikanganiso uye kuseka iwe pachako. Zvinotevera zvinotevera zviitiko zvechokwadi; kunyorera-murayiridzi zviitiko, zvakatumirwa nevadzidzi vedu:
Kuwana Zvinyorwa Zvinyorwa
"Ndiri kuzokudzorera iwe kusvikira zvino unenge uri pamusangano wako wokutanga weDEP panguva yandinofamba newe!"
Inotumirwa ne AirmanSoto
Kukwaya neDorm Guard
Ndakanga ndiri kurinda dorm panguva iyoyo ... uye TI yakanga yakajeka
TI - "DORM GUARD!"
Ini - "Sir anodzidzisa saka saka anotaura sezvakarayirwa!"
TI - "Chii chaunoda gehena?"
Ini - "Changamire iwe wandidana."
TI - "Uri pane asidi here?"
Ini - "Kwete Sir."
TI - "Ibva pachiso changu!"
- 2 seconds seconds -
TI - "DORM GUARD! ... regai ndiende .."
Inotumirwa neCopeDope001
Mufaro
Hondo yeBCT ... Ndakanga ndichifamba kunze kwemukova wekugadzirisa uye ndakanga ndichitsvaga pamusoro pokupedza PT yangu mangwanani ano mangwanani. Ndakanga ndichimwemwera uye bouncy sechinhu chero chipi zvacho ... Ndakanga ndichifamba kunze kwemukova apo DI akati "PVT [me], pfuura apa!"
Ndakabata shamwari uye ndakaenda kwaari.
Akatarira kwandiri akati, "Pvt, hazvina mhosva kuti unofara sei iwe, iwe uchave wakaipa."
Ndakatarisa kwaari kwehafu yechipiri, ndakatarisa shamwari yangu uye isu (ini naBuddy) takabuda tichiseka.
Imwe goroji inogadzira inouya uye inotarisa kwatiri. Akabva akandibvunza kuti:
"Uri kupera here?"
Vose vana vedu vanenge vachingofa vakaseka.
Yakatumirwa naJadephoenix84
Nhema!
Ndakatarisa kumusoro,
"Nhema! (Zita rangu rainzi zita rangu reTI rakandipa), iwe ndicho chikonzero nei handigoni kuenda kune @ # $% &! Walmart uye utenge pefa pepa. "
Yakatumirwa naSIRPHREA1
Test Piss
"Zviri nani kuti unwe mvura ye # # $, ini handidi kuti piss yako ione seguruva regoridhe."
Mushure mokunge muchengeti akawana zvishoma zvisingabatsiri: "Zvakanaka" Simmons, 'munoda kugara pasi peberere, muchibata maoko uye kunwa muchero pamwe neni?'
Yakatumirwa ne COORDINATEDP
Tapira Mvura
PVT: "Ndiregererei, Drill Sergeant?"
DS: "Chii icho?"
PVT: "Drill Sergeant, handigoni kunwa mvura yepombi."
DS: "Sei?"
PVT: "Kusvibiswa kunonditadzisa, Drill Sergeant."
DS: "Chirwere?"
PVT: "Hungu, Drill Sergeant. Ndinogona kungonwa mvura yakabhoderedzwa."
The Drill Sergeant akambomira kurohwa, asingatendi. Zvadaro akabata pane imwe nzvimbo iri pedyo.
DS: "Pamwechete XXX, enda uye ubatsire Private Tapwater kuzadza chikafu chake, uye iva nechokwadi chokuti anonwa. Hapana chakaipa nemvura iyoyo!"
Nezvimwe zvose zveChechi yeChechi, akazivikanwa sa Private Tapwater. Izvo zvinyorwa zvandaifara zvakadai sekuti ndaifara kuva naye ipapo, zvakatiponesa isu akawanda 'kutarisa' kubva kuDrall Sergeants. Ndinokutendai zvakare, Pvt. Tapwater!
Inotumirwa neKozure
Dzokorora zvakare
"Ndiri kuzokudzorera iwe kure ikozvino iwe uchatora Michael J. Fox uye DeLorean ane shungu kuti akudzose iwe !!!"
Yakatumirwa na kappasig1304
Nguva dzose nguva yekuti TI iite "kudzokorora" mumwe munhu waaizovataurira kuti "vatakure tsvina yako" uye utange kutamba "Mumwe Unosheva Dota" naMambokadzi nenzwi guru zvokuti munhu wese anogona kuzvinzwa (zvakanyanya kuti ndiye aizoimba nekuseka) .
Yakatumirwa naSIRPHREA1
Excuse Tree
TI: "Mudzidzisi Reimer, chii ichi?"
Ini: "Changamire, Mudzidzisi Reimer anorondedzera sezvaakarairwa. Izvo zvakanyanya, changamire."
TI: "Ndinoziva kuti inotyisa, dumbass, tarisa kuti yakanyorwa sei. Ndeipi chikonzero chako chezvi?"
Ini: "Ndaive nemumwe munhu akandibatsira, nokuti ndakanga ndiri kushanda mutungamiriri wechitendero, ndangodzokera shure kwemaminitsi makumi maviri akapfuura."
TI: "Wakadzidziswa zvakanaka, iwe unongova mumwechete mukuru @ #!% &! Chikonzero chekuregerera, hausi iwe? Une chikonzero chezvinhu zvose, iwe unoda kuva chikonzero chemuti? Tichakuita iwe."
Anotanga kuposera nguo pamusoro pangu, achiita muti kubva kune dzimwe mbatya muvharo rangu rekupfeka, iro randinenge ndakabata mumaoko angu, ndakamira. Anopedzisa dzimwe dzose kuongorora uye anonditaurira kuti ndiise nguo dzangu kure, achindirumbidza nokuda kwekuchengeta mauto angu ekutakura. Ndinofanira kunge ndakamira ipapo, ndisingafambi kwemaminitsi makumi maviri nemashanu, ndakafukidzwa mune mbatya.
Yakatumirwa naChick Reimer
Radar Scopes
Hama yangu (Air Force, '60's) inotaura kuti mukomana pa chow akanga achitarisa akatarisana nechepamusoro uye akabudiswa kunze uye akaitwa kuti akwanise kutarisa nemusoro wake kusvetuka shure uye mberi, achiti "Ndiri radar, ini ndiri radar chikamu .... "
Mukoma wangu akanga ari mukuru weboka rake achipinda, akapoteredza kona, akaona murume uyu achiita chinhu chake. Bro haambogoni kutarisa chiso chakajeka uye akadzingisa kuseka, saka ... panguva iyo yaive iyo yose uko kwakanga kune mutsara wavo wose achiti "Ndiri radar scope ..."
Inotumirwa neAECFNavyMom
Kwete Cussing
"Lima ikambani iwe # $%% ^ &! UP! * Ahem * Belay wangu wokupedzisira! Lima kambani, iwe wakasimudza!"
Inotumirwa naMike