Iwe Unogona Kuva Coastie kana:
Pakati pebazi rose rebasa ushamwari hunoshamwaridzana hunogara huchiita majee pakati pematavi akasiyana-siyana. Gungwa reGungwa rinowanzowana mugove wejokes kutanga nekuti Coast Guard yaimbova chikamu cheDhipatimendi rekutakura (zvino yava Homeland Security) uye kwete Dhipatimendi reZviviri. Heino rwendo rurefu rwe "Iwe Unogona Kuva Coastie kana ...."
Iwe Unogona Kuva Kositie kana ....
1. Unoziva pakarepo kuti "kushanda zvakanaka, kwete zvakaoma" kunoreva billet kuderedza
2. Vanhu vanokubvunza kuti chii chauri kuita kunze kwemaseri matatu
3. Unoroora kuti uende kunze kwevasungwa
4. Iwe unotangira kutaura kwevanhu vose pamwe chete, "Ndaizoenda kunotaura nyaya yegungwa, asi kuona kushaikwa kwePitterman's pini uko, imi mose hamunganzwisisi"
5. An Alaska cruise haisi yekusarudzwa kwehusiku hwako.
6. Iwe uchiri kuedza kufungidzira kuti TQM yakanga iri yei.
7. Iwe wakamboseka panguva yaiona mutengesi weCG nenguva ye3: 00 mangwanani, uye wakashamisika kuti sei ivo vose vakaratidzira zvikepe zve helo uye zviduku
8. Wakabudirira kudzivisa kuongorora imwechete, Change of Command, kana urinalysis
9. Pashure pemusasa webhoti, hauna kumbobvuta pfuti
10. Unonzwa HH-65 uye usatarisa kumusoro
11. Chikwangwani chako chinoshevedzwa chine mazariro akawanda mavari kupfuura vanhu
12. Unofunga kuti suo rinowira ndege yako yemhepo yakasununguka
13. Paunenge uchifamba, hupenyu hunoputika hunobuda, hunokurova pamusoro uye iwe unorayirwa "kurasikirwa kwekuziva"
14. Nhengo dzemamwe mapazi ebasa anoshanyira nzvimbo yako yebasa uye vanoshevedzera, "Wow, handina kumboona imwe yeiyi mumakore makumi maviri!"
15. Pfungwa yako ye aromatherapy iri nyore Green uye JP5.
16. ... chero nguva yaunofamba parwendo iwe unotarisira kunzwa "gadzirira kugadzirira".
17. Paunodzoka kumba nemafuta iwe unodanidzira, "Maoko ose akaisa garaji / motokari / kukanganisa kwezvitoro".
18. Iwe unozvibata iwe uchitaura nevana vako nezwi rimwechete rezwi raunoshandisa nemari yako isiri mitero ... kana kuti iyo imwe nzira iyo yakapoteredza?
19. Hauna chokwadi kana pane hupenyu huri kunze uko, kureva munyika chaiye.
20. Inoratidzika nguva dzose paunotarisa firimu inotaura pasi pekona "Imba ye US Navy"
21. Kana iwe wakamboita kuti vanhu vati kwauri, "Coast Coast ndeyehondo here?"
22. Unogona kunge uri TC Coastie kana munhu wese ari mungarava akubvunza iwe zvauri kuita muimba yeredhiyo uye wakatsamwa nokuti iwe wakati, "Ndinogona kukuudza asi zvino ndaifanira kukuuraya!"
23. Kana kuenda kunorara mushure mekutarisa kwakambova kwakaoma nekuda kwemazuva ose aripo pamusoro pekukanda system yako kubva.
24. Kana ngarava yako inopiwa urongwa hwebhizimisi vashandi vako havakagamuchiri pavanenge vachidaidzira ...
25. Wakasiya chikwangwani chine zviratidzo zvinopfuura rimwe kubva pachikepe chevashandi ...
26. Wakasimuka mu "nzvimbo yakatsvuka" muPanama.
27. WMEC inoreva kuti 'Tinofanira Kudya Chiku' kwauri.
28. Kana chikepe chako chamakore makumi mana chichiri kuenderera mberi neMuvhuro kwekugara kwevhiki 6 uye iwe uchiri kuronga zvirongwa zvekupera kwevhiki nokuti unoziva chikepe chichaputsa mumazuva maviri.
29. Unogona kunge uri Coastie kana ngarava yako inotumira chirwere CASREP inokurumidzira nokuti yakaputsika kawaini maker.
30. Iwe unogona kunge uri Coastie kana Marines akashatirwa paanoona iwe uchishandisa mabhomba chaiwo mune zvombo zvako.
31. Kana mwana wako achitaura nezvechikepe kana chigaro che "apo Baba vanogara"
32. Iwe unoti une mudzimai mumasango ose, asi iwe uri pane imwe nzvimbo yegungwa.
33. Unomhanyira kubva mukicheni, famba pamusoro pembwa, uya uye ugonhe musoro wako patafura yekofi kuti uone 15 wechipiri blip paTV kana iwe uchinzwa mazwi "Coast Guard"!
34. Iwe PANIC apo unofanirwa kupfeka zvipfeko zvakasununguka zvehurumende kunze nokuti haugoni kumira kuratidzira nokuti hauzivi imwe kunze kwebhuruu.
35. Mudzimai wako anotarisa iwe asinganzwisisiki uye anoputira kunze, "Iwe hausi mukuru wangu, uye ini ndinoziva sehero haisi imwe yemuSeaman wako!"
36. Kana iwe ukavhara mazwi zvakanyanya zvokuti iwe uwane nzira yekuzvinyora.
37. Iwe unoudza vana vako kuti Ichishanu ndeye 'mazuva omumunda'
38. Kana iwe uchidavira USCG inomiririra "Amai Sams Confused Group"
39. Unogona kuwana chiitiko chewaini uye uende mberi muvhiki imwe chete