Zvikonzero zvekudzorera zvakare
1. Nhasi rakanyangarika, nhasi rayamwa, mangwana ichazoyamwisa, uye izvi zvinoratidzika kuva chirevo chakajeka chakasimba chezvimwe zvose zvandinenge ndakanyorera.
2. Kupa maawa makumi maviri nemaviri, mazuva manomwe pavhiki, mazuva makumi matatu nemazana matanhatu pagore kudzidziswa kwechimwe chinhu chiripo chingava 99.9 mukana wekuti hatizomboiti.
3. WWWDWOA? (chii chatingaita kunze kwemashoko?)
4. Kutora mabasa ezuva nezuva uye kuaputsa mufizikiki yenyukireya vasati vaita.
5. Kuenda kune imwe pfupi asati aita chero basa ripi rakaoma kupfuura kutora mhino dzangu.
6. Kuva mushumiri wega (izvo chaizvoizvo zvandiri ini) kune mumwe wevanhu zviuru mazana matatu muuto vanobva kunze kwangu.
7. Kuva munhu mukuru uye kuva nemumwe munhu anondiongorora zuva rega rega kuti ave nechokwadi chekuti ndinoisa zvipfeko zvangu zvakanaka, nekuisa shangu dzangu pamakumbo akanaka.
8. Kufanira kupfeka "chifukidziro," kana hove, nguva dzose ini ndinoda kuenda kunze.
9. Ndinoda kuchenesa nzvimbo dzakafanana nekupfuura nekupfuura kusvikira pende iribuda kana maoko angu achibuda ropa.
10. Pasina simba rehondo uye kudzidzisa kwakanaka, ndingadai ndisina kumboziva kuti iwe unogona kupedza mvura nemaromora kwemaawa nguva dzose apo kunaya.
11. Ikoko hakusi iyo mabasa mazhinji kunze uko iwe unogona kuva nechokwadi chokuti munhu wese waunoshanda naye ari kumirira kukukanda pamusoro penzira ipi zvayo inogona.
12. Kana ndikabuda, ndinenge ndisina hanya pfungwa yekumuka mangwanani oga oga nokuda kwe "musangano".
13. Kufukidzwa kupfekedza nguo dzisiri dzevanhu pose pandinenge ndiri pazororo.
13. Kudya nyama inouya mumabhosi akanyorwa "asingakodzeri kudyiwa kwevanhu" uye "nokuda kwekushandisa masangano chete."
14. Kuwana "zvisiri izvo" kuongororwa kwemishonga masvondo mashoma. Ndakanga "ndakarongeka" yakasarudzwa kuongororo yese kwemakore anenge maviri zvakananga.
Havasi vanhu vazhinji vanogona kupupurira kutora anenge 50 kuongororwa kwemishonga mumakore maviri apfuura vasina kumbobvira vatorwa vachiita zvinodhaka muupenyu hwangu.
15. Kusimuka mangwanani oga oga nekuenda kune "musangano wevashumiri" apo pane pepa repapi rinondiverengerwa kunyange zvazvo rakanyorerwa pamadziro uye pahofisi yehofisi, zvose zvandinokwanisa kuwana. Ndinofungidzira handigoni kuverenga.
16. Kuenda kugunun'una wezvechiremba wemwoyo wakakomba uye kurwadziwa kwepfuva uye uchiudzwa kuti udzoke panguva ye "chirwere-chirwere" zuva raitevera.
17. Ndinoda chokwadi chokuti maonero angu ane simba rakawanda seyaini yehanzvadzi yangu iguana.
18. Nokuti hazvina mhosva kuti ndinovenga basa rangu sei, ndinofanira kukumbira kuti ndiwane rimwe rakanaka. Chiitiko ipapo ndeye chete kana "chain yangu yemirairo" ichibvumira.
19. Haufaniri kuremekedza munhu, iwe unofanira kuremekedza zvavanopfeka pahuro kana sleeve yavo.
20. Ndinoda chokwadi chokuti mauto anoshamisika kuti nei tine vanhu vakawanda pasi pose vanovenga nyika yedu. Ndine chokwadi chokuti isu tiri vanyengeri uye tichiudza nyika zvavanogona uye hazvikwanise kuita, asi kuregeredza mitemo iyoyo isu hatina chokuita nazvo.
22. Ndinovenga kudya kwakanaka.
23. Ndinoda "iwe uri vamiririri veUnited States" mutauro.
24. Ndinovenga kushandura nguva nemhuri yangu.
25. Kwete kungotanga kuita basa rangu pachake, asi kubatisirwa nemabasa akawanda akawanda seketani yangu yemirairo inoda kundipa.
26. Kuchinja bhazha rako remakombiyuta mavhiki maviri kuti uchengetedze magandanga kubva pakuvhara mu email yedu kana kutamba nemutambo usina mhosva we solitaire.
27. Paunobuda iwe uchange uine 38-40. Iwe uine hupenyu hwako hwose mberi kwako. Hongu, zvakanaka, ndinoda kuti hupenyu hwangu hutange pana 38.
28. Chii? Uri kuenda pazororo?
29. O, tarisai ... Pane maneja. Isu tinova nani tose takamira kusvikira atitaurira kuti tinokwanisa kufamba. Ivo vanoita izvozvo munyika yevasarurawo zvakare here?
30. Ndiyo nguva yemahara here kana kuti chiZulu?
30. Ndinoda kushanda kune imwe nzvimbo ine simba rose rekubhadhara mari yangu kuitira kuti vagone kutora hafu kana ini ndichinyanyisa.
31. Kana ndikapinda mumatambudziko kunze kweguta ndinoda kumutswa zuva rinotevera musi wa6 mangwanani uye ndinofanira kumira pamberi pomubati wangu, maneja, maneja anobatsira, uye ani zvake zvake asina chinhu chakanaka kuita kudaro kuti vose vanogona kudzora mbongoro yangu.
32. Tinogona kuongororwa kuti tive nechokwadi chekuti takagadzikana gore negore chete tifadze kuita zvisarudzo kune izvi pamakore makumi matatu nemazana emakore eCOOs uye Mahofisi.34. Ndezvipi zvimwe zvaunogona kubhadhara mitero kuti ubhadhari yako pacheche?
35. Unotora mhiko yekusigira nekudzivirira Mutemo, uye mushure mezvo Mutemo weBumbiro hauna kushanda kwauri.
36. Nokuti chete panguva yemashiripiti uye maawa ekushanda kwemauto ndiyo mitemo ye logic inomiswa.
37. Nokuti hapana-kunyanya iwe uri benzi, iwe pakupedzisira uchasimudzirwa nekuunganidza pfungwa dzekusazosimudzirwa.
38. Nokuti ndezvipi zvimwe zvingaita kuti mazino ako awedzere uye akavharwa kana vachida kana kwete?
39. Ndokupi kune dzimwe nzvimbo iwe ungapiwa mabiko evanhu vanozviti vanoita mishonga vasina kumbopedza kudzidza kubva kuchikoro chesekondari, uye havagoni kutumidza zita remishonga yavavari kukupinza?
40. Nokuti kana iwe wakanga uine zvakakwana zvehondo #### kwenguva imwe chete yeupenyu uye iwe uchida kurega, iwe unogona kuva nechivimbo chokuti mauto achaita zvose zvaanogona kukukanda iwe pamusoro pehupenyu hwako hwose.
41. Nokuti zvinonakidza kuenda kuchiremba kuti ziso rako riongorore uye uve ne tech tech inobwinya muziso rako kwemaminitsi gumi kusvikira iwe uri mapofu uye zvakare kuti uvanzwe vachiti, "iyo yakanga iri yekunaka, ngatiedzei imwe. "
42. Sei vabereki vedu vakatotambudza kutitumidza mazita?
43. MUMWE MUMWE MUMWE MUMWE UNOFANIRA KUTI UITE ZVINHU KUSAITA NZIRA, asi "MILITARY WAY"?
44. Ndigere kumativi ose ndichigunzva zvigunwe zvangu zuva rese kusvikira nguva dze4: 00 masikati, kunyange zvazvo ndakapedza basa rangu rose negumi mumangwanani kunonakidza kuita zvose DAGGOM DAY ... inovaka unhu.
45. Ndiani anonyatsoda kuva nekutonga pamusoro pehupenyu hwavo zvakadaro?