Vakakonzerwa neTV, asi iwe unogona kuzviona pano.
Zvepabonde. Zvinodhaka. Rock 'n' roll. Panogona kuva nezvikonzero zvakawanda zvekuti terevhizheni yeTV inogona kurambidzwa. Kazhinji, zvinyorwa zvinogona kunyanya kuita zvepabonde , kana kuratidza unyengeri. Ikoko kunogona kuva mutauro wakaipa, kana mifananidzo inonyangadza. Chirevo chacho chingava chiri kutaura nhema dzisina kunaka, kana kuti kutsausa. Chirevo chacho chingaita kuti vanhu vanzwe vachirwara.
Zvisinei, dzimwe nguva zviziviso zvinodhonza uye paunotarisa kumashure iwe unosara uchichera musoro wako uye unoshamisika "sei icho icho chakarambidzwa ?!" Heuno gumi mabhizimisi makuru akarambidzwa kubva kumativi ose enyika izvo zvisiri zviziviso zvakanaka chete; vanobatsirawo mutengi kuti aonekwe. Uye kucherechedza ndicho chinhu chakakoshesa chirongwa chingaita kune chero mutengi.
01 Xbox: UPENYU HERE HERE
Vamwe vanhu vaifarira. Vanhu vazhinji vakazvivenga. Ichi chiziviso chakasimba chepakutanga Xbox console chinosanganisira mukadzi ari kubereka mwana anenge apfurudzwa mumba, kunze kwehwindo, uye inofamba nemhepo. Sezvazviri, inokura, kutendeuka kubva mudiki, kusvika kune munhu mukuru, kune vakuru, vasati vadzoka nehudhi muguva. Mharidzo - upenyu hupfupi, tamba zvakawanda. Kana iwe uchifunga pamusoro pazvo, kana hupenyu hupfupi, iwe haufaniri hako kupedza maawa uchigara pamberi peTV muchengeti uchitamba mitambo isina mavhidhiyo emavhidhiyo.
02 VW Polo: SMALL HERE KUNA
Ratidza ichi se "chii chavaifunga ?!" Kuzviuraya bhomba hakusi nyaya inofadza (kunyange iyo firimu Four Lions yakakwanisa kufambisa kutyisa nehugandanga nenzira yakanaka). Zvisinei, iyi, yemakore makumi maviri nemasere yemotokari, inongova nzira isina kunyanya kufunga. Uye kunyange zvazvo kuguma kune mutsa wekuseka, mumwe munhu achiri kufa kuti atengese motokari.
03 Durex: MIBVIRO DZINOPA MILLION
Sezvenguva dzose, zviziviso zvinosangana nenyaya dzepabonde kana zvepabonde zvinotariswa zvakanyanya kupfuura zvivhiramu zvine chisimba. Uyu, unoshandisa kuseka, muenzaniso wakawanda wekuti kushambadzira kwekondomu kunogona sei kusingakanganwiki uye pane marimi. Iyo giondomu kondomu pamugumo, yakazadzwa nemamiriyoni evanhu vane hupenyu hwakanga huripo, zvakajeka kuti yakawandisa kune iyo censor. Penyera up please.
04 Agent Provocateur: KYLIE
Zvakanaka zvakajeka nei chivara ichi chichigadzirisa masinema, uye kwete TV nguva dzose. Iyo inosanganisira mimhanzi inonzwa Kylie Minogue ichipfeka dzimwe kuona-kuburikidza nemidziyo yemitambo, kutasva ma mechanical bull, uye kuita zvimwe pane NSFW inofamba. Pakupera kwechirongwa, anobvunza varume vose vari muvateereri kuti vamire; imwe nzira inonyadzisa yokuratidza kuti iyi yokurairira ine zvaidiwa.
05 Ikea: TIDY UP
Zvose zvitatu zvinotengeswa kubva kuIkea "Tidy Up" purogiramu yakamborambidzwa, zvichida kufa nekusanganiswa kwepabonde uye "Ini handidi kutsanangurira iyo kune vana vangu." Kutendeseka, izvi hazvifaniri kumbomira kubva kumhepo; ivo vanonakidza, vanourayiwa zvakanaka, uye zvachose pamusoro. Chero ani zvake akambouya kuna Ikea anoziva kuti vari mubhizimisi rekusangana kweimba. Iko huru, kusakanganwa kushambadzira.
06 Deutsche Postbank: PHONE CALL
Izvo zviri nyore. Mumwe mutengesi wemabhizimisi anotaridzika ari kupfeka chikwata chake chemunharaunda yega yega yega, paanogamuchira foni kubva kumudzimai wake. Uye o, kuti anoda sei kushandisa mari. Anomupa chiedza chemavara pane zvose zvinokumbirwa; zvichidzika kusvika ku $ 1.4 mamiriyoni aanoda. Sei zvakarambidzwa? Zvimwe yakakurudzira vanhu kuita chimwe chinhu chinogona kutungamirira kumatambudziko mazhinji.
07 Levi's: MUMWE AKANYE
Kubva pakudhindwa kweBHH kune makumi masere (rangarirai Laundromat?), Kushambadzira kwaRevhi kwave kwakava nekunaka kwekuzvarwa kwavari. Izvi zvakarambidzwa kushandiswa kubva kuKritain hazvisi izvozvi, kunyange zvazvo zvakajeka zvakayambuka mutsetse wevatariri veTV. Nemazuva ano zvinokonzerwa zvakashata, asi panguva iyoyo zvaionekwa sechinyanyiso chekufamba. Zvisinei, yakamboonekwa kakawanda kune avo "inopisa zvikuru nokuda kweTV".
08 Planet Fitness: HOT
Pane chikonzero ichi chidiviso chinoshanda, uye chinoshanda zvakanaka. Vanhu vanotya kuenda kumitambo, uye haisi ivo vakadzi chete. Varume vane nharo imwechete nevanoshandura vanofambisa pamberi pegirazi kwemaminitsi 45, uye vane biceps pamatatu avo. Zvechokwadi, vakadzi vari mune chiziviso ichi havasi kupfeka zvizhinji, asi zvakanyanya kupfuura chivako chaVictoria Chivande, uye ichi chiri kunyatsoita pfungwa yakanaka chaizvo. Iwe unofanirwa kushamisika, sei izvi zvakarambidzwa zvachose?
09 Vim: MUVARIDZI WEMUSINGO
Unofunga, mimhanzi inofungidzira inoisa chiitiko. Mhepo inotyisa, uye inorwara. Izvi hazvisiyane nechiitiko chinonyadzisa pakati peHannibal Lecter uye Will Graham muManhunter (imwe iyo yakasvibiswa, uye yakashanda zvikuru naBrian Cox naWilliam Peterson). Iro orange jumpsuit, ruoko pagirazi, zvose zvinotungamirira kune unyanzvi zvinoratidza. Chikonzero nei iyi yeCanada yekutengeserana yakarambidzwa ipisidho yakakura kudarika chero chinhu Lecter akambosara paGraham kana Starling.
10 Mapeji matsvuku: HAIRCUT
Pane munhu anoshandisa Yellow Pages , kana zvimwe zvinyorwa zvefoni, zvakare? Zvakanaka, ichi chikurusa chekare saka chakanga chakaonekwa panguva iyoyo. Iwe unogona kunzwa musikana muduku achidana mubati wehove "baba vangu James." Ndicho chaizvoizvo James Nesbitt, nyeredzi yeThe Hobbit, Jekyll, Cold Feet, uye kuratidzwa mutsva kunoenda ku Starz kunonzi The Missing. Izvi zvakaratidzwa zvakajeka asati apedza kuputika kwake kukuru. Asi nei izvi zvakarambidzwa?
11 Bud Chiedza: PILLOW FIGHT
Pane zvirevo zvakajeka zvekuti sei ichi chakadziviswa. Vasikana vaduku vari muimba yekurara vane muromo. Kana zviri izvo zvose zvaive, zvakakosha. Asi kana mabwendefa achidzoka, uye Helga anosunungura hasha, inova inonakidza uye isingatarisiri. Zvakaoma kuita shanduko muboka rewaini ; iyi yakanga ine meno.
12 Toyota Rav 4: KUSA
Hapana kuuraya kwechokwadi kunowanzoitika mune chiziviso, uye vamwe vangati mhirizhonga ye cartoon inotora zvinhu zvishoma zvakanyanya kure. Paunofunga nezvezvimwe zvakaratidzwa pazvikwiriso zvedu, kunyatsojeka kwezvinhu zviri kuratidzwa apa hazvifaniri kuva chikonzero chekufunganya. Vakanyatsofunga kuti ani zvake anotarisa aizofananidza zvavakaona mukutsvaga here? Zvichida.
13 Tango: ORANGEMAN
Kubva kuhurumende yeChirungu HHCL yakauya chiziviso muna 1992 chakaita kuti vanhu vose vafunge. Zvinosuruvarisa kuti izvi zvaisanganisira vana vazhinji vakanyora antics veOrangeman, vachirova nzeve dzekirasi uye vachiisa pangozi kunzwa kwavo. Chirevo chacho chakachinjwa kuti chiite kutsvoda ... mutsa. Kunyange zvakadaro, basa reTango rinoramba riri zvimwe zvekugadzirisa zvakasati zvamboitwa kutengesa zvinwiwa zvinodhaka.
14 Doro reToohey: BUTTLE OPENER
Australia yakagara iine hurumende yakawanda pakunoshambadzira. Saka kuti izvi zvakabvumidzwa sei chisingazikamwi, tichifunga kuti yakanyanya kufadza zvepabonde innuendo joke. Yaizobhururuka pamusoro pemisoro yevamwe vana vachiona, uye chaiyo inoratidzirwa ndiPG. Iwe unongofanira kuva nepfungwa dzinoenda kumvura yechipiri kwechipiri. Hazvikanganwiki.
15 McDonald's: Baba vaDADAD
Kuwedzera kwekupedzisira kune "yakakurumidza kukurumidza kubva kumaairwaves" mafaira iyi inotyisa kubva kuMcDonald's mu UK. Kwete munhu mumwe chete, asi vanhu vose vakauraya vanhu vakataura kuti hongu kune chikwata chekutengesa hove yehove nekuyeuka baba vakafa / murume. Kutaura uye kutinhira-utsi hwehutano hwechikwata hwakakonzerwa uye hwakanga huri mumoyo. Kunyara pamusoro penyu mose nokuda kwechinhu chakaipa chebasa.