Masoko ehondo neHumori

Iwe Hausi Mvura

Muhondo, matavi ose ane ushamwari hwevamwe uye mumwe nomumwe ane mukana wavo wekushandira, asi pakuguma, isu tose tiri muboka rimwechete kana rinouya kune vadzivisi vedzimwe nyika. Zvisinei, majee pamusoro peumwe neumwe webasa nemamwe matavi ndeyekujairika sekugunzva kunoseka kwePOGs (Vanhu Zvimwe kunze kweGwisi).

Heino jekisi yekare kune chero Marine. Taurira joko uyu kumunhu asiri Marine:

Murume ari kutyaira mumugwagwa ndokuputsa pedyo neSouth Marine Corps.

Anoenda kusuwo rekunze, ndokuti kumutariri, "Motokari yangu yakaputsika, iwe unofunga kuti ndinogona kugara usiku here?"

Akashamisika, Marines akamubvuma nemufaro. Vanomudyisa pachikwata chemapurisa, vanogadzira motokari yake pamudziyo wemvura, uye vanomubvumira kuti avete mumakamuri eVIP.

Asi, sezvo murume anoedza kurara usiku ihwohwo, anonzwa izwi risingazivikanwi. Zvose neusiku, anonzwa izvi.

Mangwanani anotevera, anobvunza vaMarines kuti chii chakanzwika, asi vanoti, "Hatigone kukuudza iwe hausi Marine."

Murume wacho akaodzwa mwoyo asi anovonga ivo zvakadaro uye anofamba nenzira yake inofadza.

Mamwe makore gare gare, murume iyeye anoputsika pamberi pechipimo cheMarine Corps. Zvakare Marines anomugamuchira nomufaro, agadzirisa motokari yake, uye anomubvumira kugara mumakamuri eVIP. Usiku ihwohwo, anonzwa chaizvoizvo ruzha rusinganzwisisiki rwaakange anzwa makore akapfuura.

Mangwanani akatevera, anobvunza kuti chii, asi Marines anopindura, "Hatigoni kukuudza.

Iwe hausi Marine. "

Murume wacho anoti, "Zvakanaka, zvakanaka." Ndiri kufa kufa kuziva. "Kana nzira chete yandinogona kuziva kuti iyo inzwi iri ndeipi kuva Mvura, ndinova sei mumwe?"

Marines anopindura, "Unofanira kuenda kuParris Island , ikoko kuti uite mavhiki mashomanana ekutambudza maitiro.Uchanyombwa, kuisa pasi, kudonha, uye kupera mumuviri.

Kubva ipapo iwe uchaenderera mberi uchiwana kurovedza vana. Iwe uchadzidza kurwisa, kurwisa kuti urarame, uye kurwisa kukunda. Iwe unodzidza nzira yekuita nayo Corps, kufema Corps, kudya Corps, kurara Corps, kuva Corps. Paunopedza izvi miedzo, iwe uchava Marine. "

Murume wacho anogadzira basa rake. Anopinda mumusasa webhoti, hutungamiri hwemucheche, uye anopiwa ku MEU. Apo chikamu cheMEU anotumirwa kurwisana muhondo mbiri duku, uye zvitatu "mapurisa."

Makore matatu gare gare, achiri pazororo, anodzokera kuMadzimai eCarps Corps apo akazopedzisira anzwa izvo zvisingazivikanwi, zvinoshamisa. Akamira ipapo mujasi rake rejasi, anoti, "Ndabatanidzwa neCorps, uye ndakabhadhara mari yangu, ndakarwira rudo rwaMwari, Nyika, uye Corps.

VaMarines vakapindura, "Ndinokukwazisai imi mava Marine. Tichakuratidzirai nzira inoenda kunzwi."

VaMarines vanotungamirira murume kumusuo wehuni, apo Mutungamiriri weBasi anotaura, "Inzwi rakarurama mushure memusuwo."

Murume wacho anosvika pachigodo, asi mukova wakavharwa. Anoti, "Chaicho chinonakidza. Ndingave ndine kiyi here?"

Mutungamiri weChina anomupa kiyi, uye anozarura suo. Kurutivi rwemukova wehuni kune rimwe gonhi rakaitwa nemabwe. Murume wacho anotsvaga kiyi pamusuo wemabwe.

Mutungamiriri anomupa kiyi, uye anoivhura, chete kuti awane suo rakagadzirwa nerubhi. Anoda chimwe chinhu chinobva kuMukuru, uyo anopa. Kurutivi rwesuwo kune rimwe gonhi, iro rakagadzirwa nesafire. Saka yakaenda kusvikira murume uyu apfuura nemasuo emaradhi, sirivha, topazi, amethyst ...

Pakupedzisira, Mutungamiri anoti, "Ichi ndicho chinhu chekupedzisira kumusuo wokupedzisira."

Murume wacho akasunungurwa kusvika pakupedzisira. Anosunungura suo, anotendeuka pfumo, uye kumashure kwemukova iye anoshamisika kuwana mhepo yezwi risingazivikanwi.

Asi handigone kukuudza kuti chii nokuti hausi Marine.

Ndine urombo, pane maminetsi mashomanana ausingazombodzokizve ...