Maseke ehondo uye Hunyoro: Iwe Unogona Kuva Tangiki Kana ...

Matangi anozivikanwa nokuda kwekunaka kwavo kwakasiyana

MuUnited States Army, matangi anowanzova navashandi vevanhu vana: mutyairi, murwiri, ammo loader uye mutungamiriri. Matangi anozivikanwa zvikuru nokuti ane zvigaro zvakasimba, uye sezvo vashandi vanopedza nguva yakawanda pamwe chete mumamiriro ezvinhu akaoma, vanowanzoita hukama hwepedyo. Masoja aya anozviti "matangi" uye ane ruzha rwekunakidza, kazhinji kutarisana nemamiriro ezvinhu anonetsa.

Kunyange zvazvo majee ari pasi apa asati aine mhuri-ane ushamwari zvachose, ivo vachakupa pfungwa yekuti chii chakafanana nokurembera nematangi.

Unogona kunge uri tangi kana:

1. Iwe wakamborayirwa kutasva nemusoro wako kubvisa kunze kwezuva remotokari yako.

2. Mudzimai wako anonyunyuta nokuti chikwata chisina chinhu chekicheni chakazara MILES key and heater parts.

3. Unogunun'una apo shamwari dzako dzekuvhima dzichitaura pamusoro pesimba rinotyisa rekumisa we .308 Winchester.

4. Wakatumidza mwanakomana wako Roger.

5. Iwe unotya '59 Caddy nokuti unofarira "kunzwa kwechizhinji chesimbi yeAmerica."

6. Iwe unoti "Nzira!" usati waputsa mhepo.

7. Panzvimbo pokusangana newe pamusuo newaini inotonhora mushure mokushanda, mudzimai wako anokusangana newe nechirwere chekugadzirisa uye anorayira kubvisa usati wabata fenicha.
8. Pashure pokudzoka kubva mumunda zvinotora iwe nguva kuti uzvienzanise kudya kunze kwe "dieleri inopfungaira".

9. Mushure mokuita zvepabonde munoita kuti mudzimai wenyu apedze kuputsa.

10. Paunenge uchienda nehoku nekuvhima iwe unopa imbwa yako murairo "madada! Asiya bhuru!"

11. Iwe wakambotaurira kumucheche semukomana.

12. Paunotenga motokari itsva unoita kuti mutengesi aise BII.

13. Pakati pepabonde, iwe unoparidza "Nzira."

14. Unotaura kuna General Patton saiye.

15. Unofunga kubiridzira pamusoro pemudzimai wako. Permissive TDY.

16. Iwe unoreva kuGulf War se "Iyo huru ye 91."

17. Iwe unofunga nezvemauto pasi pano sechimbichimbi.

18. Unofunga kuti zvepabonde zvakaipa zvinongova dambudziko rekuona.

19. Iwe unofunga nezvemahwendefa ejecha kushandiswa sekuendeswa kumabvazuva kwekumabvazuva.

20. Unofunga nezvekudzivirira kukurumidzira kungotarisa pfuti.

21. Paunenge uchishanda pamotokari yako unozadza DA DA 2404.

22. Mutsika wakanaka, asi CVC iri nani.

23. Unofunga 19Kilo inofanira kuva 19Sweep.

24. Unofarira kuti POV yako iine Tac Idle.

25. Unopenga apo NOMEX inotumidzwa sechitsiko chegungwa.

26. Iwe unozvipira kupisa motokari.

27. Iwe une BBQ uye umboke shamwari dzako nhatu.

28. Iwe unobatanidza matori emamiti pakati peBradley neT1 tank.

29. Iwe unotakura bharani remvura muPVV yako.

30. Unofunga kuti nzvimbo dzinopisa dzinopisa, kwete makirabhu.

31. Unoda kuti Suburbans irege kudhura.

32. Mwana wako asati ashandisa motokari yako vasati vazadza chikumbiro chekutumira.

33. Iwe unofunga PT inoreva kuti Persona Training.

34. Iwe unogara uchiisa 4 nzvimbo pafura yekudya.

35. Hauna kutenga gasi yemotokari yako, pane iwe iwe "kumusoro"

36. Vana venyu vanodana sandbox "NTC".

37. Vana vako vaduku vanodana chiduku pane "Cherry".

38. Apo mhuri yako inoungana iwe unovaidza "Slice Elements".

39. Zita rako imbwa iSabot.